This Chick Livestreaming Herself Catching A Boyfriend With A Girl He Just Cheated And Did Blow With Is PEAK Human Drama

Warning: Hints of NSFWish here involving the side chick on the couch so tread lightly

When you haven’t been fucked by your cheating boyfriend a month and know the Google Maps distance from memory to illustrate how mad that makes you:

And overall I’m very much 100% on this chick’s side. She’s paying his rent, she’s working hard, and he’s passed the fuck out with coke boogers in his nostrils after dumping a load on this side chick and not even feeling the need to get up and go to bed. I mean that’s a pretty peak time to indulge in all the hate you’ve got in your heart. Especially when he covered up her pussy. That was a real line crossed in this girl’s head, no dignity for hoes in this lady’s world.

But really where this dude screwed up…you’ve GOT to fuck the main girl. GOT TO. Nothing raises red flags for a chick faster, whether they’re legit or not, than withholding dick. People joke about the old “married husband never gets fucked by his wife and hates life” but a lot of times that physical component is all you’re hanging onto in a relationship on both people’s sides. A girl’s gotta eat too and a simple load dropped can keep all sorts of demons at bay. I bet if this dude kept giving that good dick, it’d be at least a few months of her paying rent, him fucking whatever he wants and living like Scarface even though he can’t afford to keep a roof over his head, and not a single care in the world. But when you take and take without giving, physically or emotionally, this is what you get, your floppy man breasts eviscerated on a livestream and you scrambling to find some other gullible vagina to keep you from getting evicted. Let that be a lesson to all of you: Keep that dick flowing.

Also I’m sure very few here watch Orange Is The New Black but this chick 1000% sounds like Taystee from that show and it took me like five minutes to recognize that. So if you’re thinking “This chick sounds like someone,” that’s who. Glad to solve that question for the three of you.

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